After the jump, last night’s episode of True Blood in photos [NSFW, probably]:
Maryann was whirring toward Sam for some unpleasantness:
But Andy Bellefleur, on a quest for the pig of “Pig! Pig!” fame, stumbled onto the orgy…
…and fired a warning shot, allowing Sam to get away. Sam chose form of: owl. He’s the flying one, not the gobsmacked one.
Then we fired up the DeLorean to (kill Hitler, and) go see Grumpy Old Vamp: Origins in 1935 Los Angeles.
Meanwhile, Sookie was not exactly getting the party started with Hugo’s whiny ass:
And Jason was finding out why you don’t bang true believers:
And Hoyt and Jessica, the cutest couple ever, were finding out that they were both unbanged:
And Eric does not have feelings for Sookie, okay?! (But why–did she say something about him?)
But he’s very sensitive about Godric:
Back in Bon Temps, the bitch is back (love that gold shadow!):
And Arlene thinks she may have date-raped Terry:
But Tara doesn’t understand how that’s even possible:
Lafayette notices Eggs.
And Daphne gets fired. Twice.
Back again to Dallas, where it turns out that Hugo is a fangbanging hater traitor:
And Jason has to dip–he thinks because Reverend Newlin has found out about Jason and Sarah, but of course is really because Reverend Newlin thinks Jason is a vampirelover and yes, for the umpteenth time, Jason Stackhouse, you is a stupid bitch. But at least you’re good in a fistfight:
But oh, too bad Sarah didn’t come after you with her fists.
Sookie’s telepathic message to Barry worked and the bellman delivers the message to Vampire Bill, who’s being slowly bored to death by Lorena:
It’s a good thing that V. Bill is distracted, though, because Hoyt and Jessica are sitting in a tree next door:
And having utterly failed at kicking one Stackhouse’s ass, Gabe decides to try again. Unfortunately for him, his attempt is interrupted…
…by some mysteri–oh hey, Godric!: