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Hey guys! How are you? Good? You’re good. What did you do last week without a terrible episode of Glee to watch?

I caught up with Terriers. It’s THE BEST. Glee, on the other hand, is THE WORST. At this point, it is good for one thing and one thing only: Mike Chang, I’ve got my eye on you.

And your fantastic abs, too!

This show has devolved into a weekly exercise of trying to decide which plotline I hated more.

In this episode, both Kurt and Coach Beiste reveal they’ve never been kissed. And then they are kissed by totally gross dudes (The bully Karofsky and Schue, respectively). YIKES. Will, you are terrible. Just because Shannon told you she’d never been kissed does NOT mean that she wants YOU to be her first kiss!

You’re turning into a full-on rapist! Er… a philanthropist? I don’t know! I don’t say words too good.

Anyway, that was a pretty shitty storyline. Because whenever Glee tries to make a point, it subverts that point. Like this week: “Kids, it is BAD to use people who are not as effortlessly handsome as yourselves for your own squicky cool-down purposes!” But… but… you just showed us a bunch of scenes where you put your not conventionally or even unconventionally attractive character actor into compromising positions to get cheap, easy laffs! (Also, why Mike was given a Schuester lecture with Sam is beyond me, since Tina’s the one trying to cool down. So does this mean Mike Chang doesn’t put out?)

But the question is, was that as shitty as Puck teaching Artie the ancient art of misogyny? While singing One Love? One of these things is not like the other.

Whatever. Moot points all, since obviously the worst was, as always, Will.

Welcome to Glee, new character Blaine with the weird eyebrows. Courage! (Guys, I feel kind of bad for him. Because this? Does not get better.)

Stay tuned for the full recap later this week!


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