We open with a typical zany scene between Dr. Temperance Brennan (“Bones”) and Agent Seeley Booth, this time in a swank elevator. Booth is bopping along to the kicky muzack, and Bones is all “YOU HUMANS ARE STRANGE BEINGS. WHAT IS ‘BOPPING’? WHY ‘BOP’? ERROR ERROR.” Booth and I are relieved as the elevator doors open to reveal a burned corpse and a charred, soaking wet hotel room.