Last night, everyone had some burning, yearning feelings inside them. So let’s go make up some fire puns after the jump.
Category Archives: It’s Not TV
“Cold Grey Light of Dawn,” True Blood: In Pictures
“I Wish I Was the Moon,” True Blood: In Pictures
In this episode, everybody hurts. So let’s all go be emo basketball shorts vampires after the jump!
“Me and the Devil,” True Blood: In Pictures
This episode was all about dreams and movement. Everyone wouldn’t stop moving. So let’s catch up after the jump.
“I’m Alive and on Fire,” True Blood: In Pictures
Alright, alright, alright. I didn’t recap last week’s episode because it was a lot too rapey for me. And too terrible to talk about. But mostly too rapey. Usually I don’t mind the divergences from the book, although it would have been better if amnesiac Eric had been naked like in the books, but the change in the Hot Shot plotline from the books is just gross. In the books, the people in Hot Shot are insular and certainly different, but they are not the garbage monster stereotypes they are on the show. Anyway, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s go behind the jump for this week’s hopefully less-rapey doings.
“If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’?,” True Blood: Recap Canceled
No recap this week. I tried, I really did, but the grossness of this episode, particularly the last scene in Hot Shot, defeated me. Also, Lala needs to rest. I checked the rules and it seems that I reserve the right to cancel one recap each season. It’s right there in the bylaws, underneath the heading “Not The Maryann Kind.” So I’m canceling this one!
[One bright spot of this episode–ASkars, you sir, are brutally hot.] Anyway, I’ll be back at the regularly scheduled time next week. Auf wiedersehen!
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“She’s Not There,” True Blood: In Pictures.
Hi, everyone! Like Tanis said in the last post, we’ve been very busy–I was tornadoed!–but now we’re back! This will be a bit on the abbreviated side, because I am v. sick. But anyway–
When we last left Bon Temps, some stuff had happened. Who can remember? Oh, I do. Fairies! Fuckin’ fairies. So let’s do it, ja?
“Fresh Blood,” True Blood: In Pictures
Dear readers, we humbly apologize for being late with this recap. Two of us are moving and one of us is easily distracted by shiny objects. That would be me. The shiny objects would be the Emmys. True Blood didn’t win any, but they did provide us with an entertaining award presentation where we got to see exactly how much taller than Stephen Moyer Alexander Skarsgard is. But let’s focus on the show. I know, it’s hard, because not much happened in this episode until the very end, but sometimes, we have to eat our vegetables before we can have our deserts.
C’mon in! Eric assures us the sun is fine!
True Blood – Stand By
We’re experiencing extreme periods of moving and work-related shenanigans that mean we can’t post our photo recaps of last night’s True Blood episode right at this second.
Until then, please enjoy this very funny In Memorium Emmyesque montage video the show put together to honour all the characters they’ve killed over the last three years. FANGS for the memories, guys. Get it? You get it.
“Vikings.” Haha! You so funny, show!
Stay tuned for our recap to go up later tonight!
“I Smell A Rat,” True Blood: In Pictures
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First of all, congratulations to Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer, who were married Saturday night. We wish them a very happy future. Meanwhile in their fictional lives, it seems that we may be done with the past, but as the poet said, the past isn’t done with us. So let’s look back after the jump…
